Shh. There’s a mastermind in our midst. No really, they make up only 1-2% of the population, and they can be REALLY freakin intimidating. Luckily, this one is like Yoda—uber powerful, but like the size of a fairy. (It diminishes the intimidation factor 0.05%.) Anyway, what this actually tells us is that she’s clever, ORGANIZED, and pretty much a genius. (At least, the only two masterminds I’ve ever known have been geniuses… I don’t know if that like runs in their mastermindish family or what.) So beyond all that capacity-to-take-over-the-world stuff, she’s also hilariously witty and sarcastic, has a patented “classic Sam face,” and the most beautiful spirit ever. See, when I met her she was a total hippie, (she also climbed on rooftops, and did Dane Cook imitations but that’s some other stories) and such a fascinating mix of flower child & like, the classiest person I know. She gives the best advice (and will totally make a point to call you out when you never listen to it [even if you really do]), and from the day I met her I’ve admired her for being one of those rare people who knows who they are and who doesn’t compromise that for anyone. And just in case I haven’t been entirely clear (oh, and because she has a DEGREE in English) here are a few more descriptives: INTUITIVE, MAGNETIC, INTELLIGENT, QUIRKY, COMPLICATED (yes, yes I did), and the best kind of mix of sweet & spicy. --kassy
And because I’m a quote person, I’d like to quote Oprah when she was talking about her BFF Gail to Barbara Walters. “She is...the mother I never had. She is...the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person.”
